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	The Ratburgers.Com/Ratburger.Com Gourmet Menu
	Our Famous Rat Mac Burger, pictured above. A family favorite for generations.
	Ratcaroni. Ground rats mixed with macaroni and cheese. Also available for take-out.
	New York Subway System Ratburgers. These rats grew-up in the New York City subway system, and are guaranteed to be 100% garbage fed since birth.
	Los Angeles Freeway Ratburgers. Rats were picked-up along Los Angeles freeways after being run-over. They often can be confused for Rat Pizza.
	Cat Rat. For our customers who may have trouble digesting our regular rat specialties. Rats are pre-digested by cats, and then removed from their stomachs within two hours.
	Rat Nuggets. Our most choice rats fried in our world-famous batter. They're absolutely delicious.
	Macho Rat Burrito. Two pounds of your favorite ground rats wrapped in a flour tortilla. Sure to please the hungriest of appetites.
	Rat Sushi. For those who like uncooked rats. Rats are rolled-up inside of rice. This seals in the tasty rat juices while also preventing the rat from running off your plate.
	Pigeon Droppings Soup. Have a hearty bowl of our famous pigeon droppings soup with your rats. Dipping your rats in this soup adds extra zest to your meal.
	By popular request, Ratburgers now serves Rat Bastard Root Beer. The refreshing taste of Rat Bastard Root Beer goes perfectly with any of our entrees. We do ask, though, when ordering Rat Bastard in our restaurants, you whisper the name. Our rats are very sensitive, and they may think they're being insulted. You just can't find Rat Bastard Root Beer anywhere, so be sure to stock up when you visit Ratburgers.